My name in Alexandra/Alex/Allie take your pick.
I breathe, my heart pumps my blood, and my brain make everything work. It's a neat little factory. I like to sing, draw, cook, drink coffee or tea, dress up, sleep, and read.

willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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Hey Hey friends did you know banana protein shakes are the best protein shakes?
now you do. 
ur welcome.

Hey Hey friends did you know banana protein shakes are the best protein shakes?

now you do. 

ur welcome.

vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

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nosdrinker:

reblog if you agree

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veganspartyharder:

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

Pretty much the only decent buzzfeed article Ive seen in forever

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How you doin?

How you doin?

video games don’t make us violent, lag does

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mabapo:

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

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Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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