My name in Alexandra/Alex/Allie take your pick.
I breathe, my heart pumps my blood, and my brain make everything work. It's a neat little factory. I like to sing, draw, cook, drink coffee or tea, dress up, sleep, and read.

*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

(Source: ribly, via melissadiamondis)

malissssa:

meretricula:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Hahaha

(Source: lolgifs.net, via lynnnnn-n)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

(via andrewquo)

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

(via holdonnowyoungsters)

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

(via gaytoast)

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via plagal)

sweet-pea-soup:

crossing off one of 70 or so comic ideas I’ve been saving up over the past 5+ years

sweet-pea-soup:

crossing off one of 70 or so comic ideas I’ve been saving up over the past 5+ years

(via little-miss-curvy)

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

image

(Source: loganlerms, via strangeparkings)

iguanamouth:

h a h a

iguanamouth:

h a h a

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